Old Stock

Fledgling

words and music by Ben Caplan and Christian Barry

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Once there was a mama bird who flew across the sea

Carrying her fledgling young aloft upon the breeze

The time had come to migrate as a chill fell on the land

The fledglings were too weak to fly, too young to understand

Mama took them on her back, the three into the sky

And set upon a journey with a prayer and a sigh


Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we welcome and where will we thrive?

Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we going and will we survive?


The journey was exhausting but at last, a shore was found

The fledglings leapt off mama as she crashed into the ground

It took some time to learn how to adapt to the new clime

But food was found, and shelter, and it felt stable in time

The family was grateful to survive another day

But they missed the life they had and all their friends so far away


Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we welcome and where will we thrive?

Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we going and will we survive?


As years passed, other families from other far-off lands

Began to cross the ocean and to wash up on the sand

The fledglings and the neighbours felt themselves to be as one

And scarcely could identify with new birds on the run

They feared that all the new birds would bring violence and disease

Despite an old familiar song aloft upon the breeze


Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we welcome and where will we thrive?

Mama, where do we fly?

Where are we going and will we survive?


Lullaby

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

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The market is empty

The butcher's gone home

The candle’s half spent

Soon the light will be gone


Soften your brow, dear

Breath slow and deep

Let your eyes close

As you drift off to sleep


The moon in the window

The sun in the sea

Now is the quiet

Just baby and me


And the sun will sleep in the ocean tonight

And the cool of the water makes everything right

And the ocean once dreamed it could shine high above

But protecting, reflecting the sun is enough


We used to go dancing

We used to drink wine

We used to buy flowers

But now we buy time


Mommy and daddy would work bare our hands

To make sure you have all you need in this land


The moon in the window

The sun in the sea

Now is the quiet

Just baby and me


And the sun will sleep in the ocean tonight

And the cool of the water makes everything right

And the ocean once dreamed it could shine high above

But protecting, reflecting the sun is enough


And the sun will sleep in the ocean tonight

And the cool of the water makes everything right

And the ocean once dreamed it could shine high above

But protecting, reflecting the sun is enough


Minimum Intervals

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

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The minimum intervals from conjugal duties as prescribed in the Talmud are as follows:


For men of independent means every day is what she needs

Labourers it’s twice a week, you’ve got to make your lady squeak

Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven

Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer


According to the old tradition 

A Jewish husband is forbidden

To go too long without spending

Time on nether region tending


For men of independent means every day is what she needs

Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak

Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven

Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer


Her pleasure is your obligation

If she gives the invitation

She has the right of course to say 

She’s not quite in the mood to play

Consent is de rigeur

You’ve always got to check with her

The point is human beings as such 

Need a little loving touch


Every human being as such

Needs a little loving touch


Plough the Shit

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

Monologue drawn from Pico della Mirandola’s Oration On the Dignity of Man

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The world is an overflowing gutter
It bubbles with a brine of shit and blood
And those who keep their eyes upon the heavens
Are the ones who'll wind up face down in the mud

It's easy to speak of grand ambitions
It's easy to pretend you’re innocent
But lest you get distracted by the suffering of your sister
Being practical and trying to pay the rent

Heaven has been promised to the righteous
Hell's an overpopulated pit
Purgatory's given to the dreamers
But the world belongs to those who plough the shit

There's a special place in hell for fancy talkers
There's a special place in heaven for the whores
There's a throne reserved for those with good ideas
Stolen by the demagogues who want it more

The flowers and the laces in the market
Are all purchased by the peddlers of the flesh
But those who bring relief and carnal pleasure
Sometimes serve the needs of mankind for the best

Cast off the limitations of the righteous
There are good deeds only devils can commit
Let us dance between the teardrops of the angels
For the world belongs to those who plough the shit

 


 

At last the Supreme Maker decreed that this creature
To whom He could give nothing wholly his own
Should have a share in the particular endowment
Of every other creature

Taking man therefore, this creature of indeterminate image,
He set him in the middle of the world and thus spoke to him:
We have given you, O Adam, no visage proper to yourself
Nor endowment properly your own
In order that whatever place, whatever form, whatever gifts
You may with premeditation select
These same you may have and possess
Through your own judgement and decision

We have made you a creature neither of heaven nor of earth
Neither mortal nor immortal
In order that you may as the free and proud shaper of your own being
Fashion yourself in the form you may prefer

It will be in your power to descend to the lower brutish forms of life
You will be able through your own judgement and decision
To rise again to the superior orders whose life is divine

 


 

The dead become the emperors of memory
The saints have all been eaten by the worms
The living have the right to twist the future
And the sinners all have practical concerns

There’s sentinels with rifles on the borders
All the pretenses of charity are swept
But lets not talk of slipping into nightmare
For the day is won by those who haven’t slept

So throw away the vestments of the righteous
Make sure the body armor snugly fits
The souls have taken flight now from the birdhouse
And the world belongs to those who plough the shit


Traveller's Curse

words and music by Geoff Berner

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Truth Doesn't Live in a Book

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

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What Love Can Heartbreak Allow?

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

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Widow Bride

words and music by Geoff Berner

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You've Arrived

words and music by Ben Caplan & Christian Barry

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